Initial commit

.env.sample

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+ACCESS_TOKEN=
+API_URL=

.gitignore

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+*node_modules
+.env

database.json

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+[
+    "You’re that “Nothing” when people ask me what I’m thinking about.",
+    "You look great today.",
+    "You’re a smart cookie.",
+    "I bet you make babies smile.",
+    "You have impeccable manners.",
+    "I like your style.",
+    "You have the best laugh.",
+    "I appreciate you.",
+    "You are the most perfect you there is.",
+    "Our system of inside jokes is so advanced that only you and I get it. And I like that.",
+    "You’re strong.",
+    "Your perspective is refreshing.",
+    "You’re an awesome friend.",
+    "You light up the room.",
+    "You deserve a hug right now.",
+    "You should be proud of yourself.",
+    "You’re more helpful than you realize.",
+    "You have a great sense of humor.",
+    "You’ve got all the right moves!",
+    "Is that your picture next to “charming” in the dictionary?",
+    "Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.",
+    "You’re all that and a super-size bag of chips.",
+    "On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re an 11.",
+    "You are brave.",
+    "You’re even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.",
+    "You have the courage of your convictions.",
+    "Aside from food. You’re my favorite.",
+    "If cartoon bluebirds were real, a bunch of them would be sitting on your shoulders singing right now.",
+    "You are making a difference.",
+    "You’re like sunshine on a rainy day.",
+    "You bring out the best in other people.",
+    "Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.",
+    "You’re a great listener.",
+    "How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?",
+    "Everything would be better if more people were like you!",
+    "I bet you sweat glitter.",
+    "You were cool way before hipsters were cool.",
+    "That color is perfect on you.",
+    "Hanging out with you is always a blast.",
+    "You always know — and say — exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.",
+    "You smell really good.",
+    "You may dance like no one’s watching, but everyone’s watching because you’re an amazing dancer!",
+    "Being around you makes everything better!",
+    "When you say, “I meant to do that,” I totally believe you.",
+    "When you’re not afraid to be yourself is when you’re most incredible.",
+    "Colors seem brighter when you’re around.",
+    "You’re more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)",
+    "That thing you don’t like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.",
+    "You’re wonderful.",
+    "Everyday is just BLAH when I don’t see you For reals! (awesome – you are halfway through the list. You’re awesome!)",
+    "Jokes are funnier when you tell them.",
+    "You’re better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.",
+    "Your bellybutton is kind of adorable.",
+    "Your hair looks stunning.",
+    "You’re one of a kind!",
+    "You’re inspiring.",
+    "If you were a box of crayons, you’d be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.",
+    "You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!",
+    "Our community is better because you’re in it.",
+    "Someone is getting through something hard right now because you’ve got their back.",
+    "You have the best ideas.",
+    "You always know how to find that silver lining.",
+    "Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.",
+    "You’re a candle in the darkness.",
+    "You’re a great example to others.",
+    "Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.",
+    "You always know just what to say.",
+    "You’re always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.",
+    "If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.",
+    "You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.",
+    "You’re more fun than bubble wrap.",
+    "When you make a mistake, you fix it.",
+    "Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.",
+    "You’re great at figuring stuff out.",
+    "Your voice is magnificent.",
+    "The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.",
+    "You’re like a breath of fresh air.",
+    "You’re gorgeous — and that’s the least interesting thing about you, too.",
+    "You’re so thoughtful.",
+    "Your creative potential seems limitless.",
+    "You’re the coolest person I know. And I consider myself bet friends with like all celebrities, so. . . .",
+    "You’re irresistible when you blush.",
+    "Actions speak louder than words, and yours tell an incredible story.",
+    "Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.",
+    "When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.",
+    "You seem to really know who you are.",
+    "Any team would be lucky to have you on it.",
+    "In high school I bet you were voted “most likely to keep being awesome.”",
+    "I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.",
+    "Babies and small animals probably love you.",
+    "If you were a scented candle they’d call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).",
+    "There’s ordinary, and then there’s you.",
+    "You’re someone’s reason to smile.",
+    "You’re even better than a unicorn, because you’re real.",
+    "How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?",
+    "You have a good head on your shoulders.",
+    "Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?",
+    "The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.",
+    "You’re really something special.",
+    "You’re a gift to those around you."
+]

index.js

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+require('dotenv').config()
+const database = require('./database.json')
+const Mastodon = require('mastodon-api')
+
+const M = new Mastodon({
+    access_token: process.env.ACCESS_TOKEN,
+    timeout_ms: 60 * 1000,
+    api_url: `${process.env.API_URL}/api/v1/`,
+})
+
+M.get('accounts/verify_credentials').then(
+    me => M.get(`accounts/${me.data.id}/followers`).then(fol => {
+        for (const follow of fol.data) {
+            M.post('statuses', { status: `@${follow.acct} ${database[Math.floor(Math.random() * database.length)]}\nRandom happiness from compliment: https://git.wadza.fr/sheychen/compliment`, visibility: 'public' })
+        }
+    })
+)

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "compliment",
+  "version": "0.0.1",
+  "description": "Send random happiness",
+  "homepage": "https://git.wadza.fr/sheychen/compliment",
+  "main": "index.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "keywords": [
+    "bot",
+    "mastodon"
+  ],
+  "author": "@shu@eldritch.cafe",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "dotenv": "^7.0.0",
+    "mastodon-api": "^1.3.0"
+  }
+}